The Griffin
Hello Everybody!
Everyone's favorite do-gooder will be back in town just long enough for you to say "District of Columbia"! Come visit one of your favorite super-charged Ion's (I say ONE of them cuz we love Emi too) and come celebrate a National Holiday Weekend with the one lady closest to the President! So come to THE GRIFFIN Friday, May 23rd to see our own American Beauty Rose, Alison! She is making a one night appearance at the cavernous, draculeac lounge so she can see all your sunshiney California faces. So please arrived dressed as either George or Martha (formerly Custis) Washington and be ready to get hopped up on some Wooden Toofer Shooters!
See you there and God Bless! (no offense to anyone, just trying to sound presidential)
5/6/08
Celinco de Mayo!
Skinny's Lounge
Dear You,
The birth date of Celine is upon us. Since she doesn't have anything better to do, she decided to invite you to join her in some birthday miracles at some god-forsaken joint called Skinny's.
Attending Celine's birthday is not an option. And given that she is of the above average personage in this waste of a city--you should probably get your nalgas there.
Even if you have never met Celine or seen her in a decade, that's ok because she would love to see you anyways. She has been busy with porn stars and whatnot, so you will have lots to converse about.
It would be very kind of you to indicate whether or not you will be attending this event and please also indicate if you will be bringing anybody-- they will need approval. JUSSTTT KIDDING... but for your sake, we hope it's someone you can take advantage of in the latter part of the evening. That is our one wish for you.
Thank you,
The office of the CDC
Yes, the Center for Disease Control
And yes, Celine De Courson.
Dear You,
The birth date of Celine is upon us. Since she doesn't have anything better to do, she decided to invite you to join her in some birthday miracles at some god-forsaken joint called Skinny's.
Attending Celine's birthday is not an option. And given that she is of the above average personage in this waste of a city--you should probably get your nalgas there.
Even if you have never met Celine or seen her in a decade, that's ok because she would love to see you anyways. She has been busy with porn stars and whatnot, so you will have lots to converse about.
It would be very kind of you to indicate whether or not you will be attending this event and please also indicate if you will be bringing anybody-- they will need approval. JUSSTTT KIDDING... but for your sake, we hope it's someone you can take advantage of in the latter part of the evening. That is our one wish for you.
Thank you,
The office of the CDC
Yes, the Center for Disease Control
And yes, Celine De Courson.
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