MARIE IS HAVING A BIRFDAY

Barney's Beanery

Marie is back in LA but she’d rather be in AVILA/SLO partying her buns off with the locals. Instead, she’s stuck here, in Los Angeles with US*. But since it’s her birthday and since we love her despite her gag reflex for this town (cuz let’s face it, LA does blow in a lot of aspects) please meet Marie, Friday night in Old Town Pasadena for

RATHER BE IN AVILA BEACH BIRTHDAY PARTY EXTRAVAGANZA!

Please take a moment to meditate about what you might wear and drink if you were at Marie’s favorite place in SLO-- Frog & Peach Pub.

We will be starting at Barney’s Beandoggery in Pasadena, but we will all be participating in a group visualization that will recreate downtown SLO in all of our minds so we can get Marie to that happy place!

*Please note that this email was written by someone other than Marie Peters. The people IN LA are the main reason she’s even here so ya’ll better show up as to not disappoint. She wuvs you :)

Michelle wants you to wear your funpants! Drinking shoes optional.

The Griffin


Who's your favorite fun girl? Michelle NaranHo, no duh! 

So let's put the FUN in GRIFFUN at the marginally famous, Griffin in Atwater Village.. (for people too cool to call it Glendale, evs). 

So come get happy as the 26th Anniversary of "Adventures Through Mrs. Naranjo's Birth Canal" commences. 

Bring your wallet cuz Sake Bombs, White Russians, and Pina Coladas (alltogether) have been requested by the Birthday Girl. 

And after all the FUN please join us for a celebratory 4th meal of the day at Del Taco, next door.

Thanks,
Management

WARM THE HOUSE, STOCK THE BAR AND BRING YOUR MEAT PARTY

Mike, Kacie, and Ben have a real house that we want to fill with real people...and it's National Dairy Month.

aka Pour one out for Michael, Farrah and sorta Ed McMahon

Because June 27th is Bald Eagle AND Ice Cream Soda Day, come join LA's finest for a gathering of colossal proportions. Come eat, drink and meet Mary (she's great).

Badminton, poker, beer pong, bald eagles and ice cream soda are anticipated.

We will have our grills going, so bring a slab of carnage or vegetation for your digestive pleasure.

We will have some side dishes, and some booze to pad but aqueous tributes for the over-21 set are always encouraged.

Be there or be bloated.


Thanks,
Us

warm the house, stock the bar, and bring your meat party

The Funhouse


Because June 27th is Bald Eagle AND Ice Cream Soda Day, come join LA's finest for a gathering of colossal proportions. Come eat, drink and meet Mary (she's great). 

Badminton, poker, beer pong, bald eagles and ice cream soda are anticipated.

We will have our grills going, so bring a slab of carnage or vegetation for your digestive pleasure. 

We will have some side dishes, and some booze to pad but aqueous tributes for the over-21 set are always encouraged. 

Be there or be bloated.

Please direct all questions inane and legit to Mike Van Waes. 

Thanks,
Us


oh! AND our block is non-permited...but wherever you park plz double check signs cuz we don't reimburse for EL PARKING INFRACCIONES. Gracias.

"Mallory" is German for "Friend to Chubby Canines" so come celebrate her Bday!

The Fat Dog, Montrose


Hello Chitlins,

Mallory's friggin' birthday is upon us. Yes, Mallory, the once "trick baby" is now grown-- surpassing even the ripe age of 21. She will soon be 22 and what does that mean? It means flock to Fat Dog for an ale or 11. Fat Dog you say? Yes Fat Dog I say. You know what I say: An oversized wiener I say. Or a pooch with a midnight snacking disorder. A safe haven for relish. The poor mans hamburger. A mildly disturbing dinner option. A slightly engorged canine. Something for a bun to love. The only good thing about the Dodgers. Or just simply bratwurst.

The list goes on, but it's up for YOU to decide exactly what FAT DOG means to you. And the only way to do this is join MFK for a night to remember or NOT, in our lovely town of Montrose. We already have an "IN" with the local sheriffs so feel free to carry on like cantankerous cavern mules with little or no fear. So let us know if you are coming. Gifts are important but can swapped out for booze. Mallory would love to see your joyous face.

* Free drinks for the person who can properly describe what the hell a chitlin is. 

Thanks and Peace.

Katie is Gittin Old

Matt Denny's, Pasadena


Katie Liz is turning 30! Time for a Grand Slam at Denny's THIS FRIDAY!! 

No you idiot, not THAT DENNY’s…MATT DENNY’S.

And by grand slam I mean BEERS! Loads of em. 

And by 30 I mean 26 (but 30 is like whoa and admit it, you were like REALLY?)

And by Friday I mean scrape together your meager wages and take yo broke ass self out for the Economic Unpression of Katie Johnston’s Birfday! 

And by Birfday I mean, scrape together your meager wages to buy Katie a beer cuz she deserves it (them). 

There is food too! Scrumdidlyumptious FOOD. They even match these great meals with the best handcrafted ales available! 

And I spose if you're desperate, they can probably whip up something Rooti Tooti Fresh N Fruity!

Did someone say Meat Lovers Scramble?

Katie will be over the Moons over My Hammy to see you!!

So see you there or you just might get a Lumberjack Slam.

9ish. Get ready for it. And I mean besides, this Matt Denny guy looks hot. Rawr! Stache-friendly. I like.