Marie Says Goodbye (just for a bit!)

G'day all you beauts!

Our fair mate, Marie is bored shitless with this continent and had decided to travel to The Lucky Country and Kiwiville to sunbake and ogle blokes in their budgie smugglers. With this new adventure she may end up as shark bait after 12 too many longnecks but knowing Marie, we're pretty sure she'll be alright!

We dont care if yer busy as a cat burying shit, come to the Golden Gopher for a coldie and a toast before Marie says hooroo! It'll be good onya! Besides, it'll be six months before you get to rage with this bushie again! Right before NBA playoffs to be exact!

She will be accepting prezzies over one million quid* but don't bring her anything she can't pack, cuz that's about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike.

See you in the nuddy,

Bindi

*Bindi is full of rubbish - NO GIFTS PLEASE.

Kacie Does Downtown

Hello all you dirty hamsters! Long time no chat. Anyhoo, I'm doing a show this Saturday at The Downtown Comedy Club that is all women comics. They book chicks for the entire month of October since it's Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Portions of the $$$ from the shows go to Chesticle Cancer Research. The cause is great, my comedy might not be-- but come bring yo buns downtown!

WHAT TIME:
8:00 pm Show

ENTRANCE FEE:
I duno but it goes to a good cause so suck it up!...oh wait, it's 125.05 pesos = US CURRENCY 10 clams.

So come and I'll hug you. Weird right?

besos,
kace