Brought to you by: The Holy Trinity (me + beer + womb exodus).
Come be witness to a forever lasting love in the sacred, Surly Goat.
No, KC won't be wearing white (exposes the bad and the bad) but yes, there will be craft beer and good looking people.
There will be no cake but there will be post ceremony Mexican nom nom at Los Tacos.
Don't miss or you will regret mucho when she gets that call back about being the next BACHELORETTE. Famosa. Si Si.
In lieu of hugs, please bring gifts.
Amor, paz y carnitas (that's Spanish for eat, pray, love)
Kane
*sorry this is early but you ding dongs book early so I thought I'd creep onto your social calendar ASAPendage.
