Hello Lovers! How are you? Effing unbelievable we hope. If not, you're gonna be because your favorite event of the year is coming up! What might that be? And no, it has nothing to do with Michael Phelps. EFF the O-LYM-PICS!
Well hell, it's Renee and Kacie's Birthday Unstravaganza! That's right, come join your favorite old bitches at THE SHORT STOP in Echo Park. Where the Dodger fans meet the hipsters and the hipsters and the Dodger fans meet Burrito King. It's a swell corner of the world. Anyhoozer, be there or be a Guido.
peace mothereffers, Kane and RP
oh and bring your dancing shoes. cuz we'll be judging.
And if I left anyone out who really doesn't want to be a Guido, I apologize...getchabuttinhe