Scrabbel and Spaghetty

Hello People!! So we know this is last minute but since the world outside is often so scary, we thought we'd stay in on a Friday to eat Italian and play some fockin Scrabble with people that MATTER and who are, MATTER? Anyways, none of us can spell for shit either so don't get your cajones twisted. Just show up and we'll make it up!

Celine will be whipping up some pasta for your tummy and if you are coming please bring a little somefin somefin to contribute...a few bucks or...a bit o salad, bread, WINE or BEER if ure boozing...and/or anything that reeks of Garlic and fun things like that. Door opens at 7, food will probably be 8/830/900 but the wine will start whenever your fabulous bone structure crosses the DeCourson threshold.

So let us know if you're in or you're out. And gas prices have dropped, so NO, h'boning will NOT be offered as a Scrabble night incentive...unless the wine's good.

Peace Out, Management

BIRTHDAY UNSTRAVAGANZA

The Shortstop


Hello Lovers! How are you? Effing unbelievable we hope. If not, you're gonna be because your favorite event of the year is coming up! What might that be? And no, it has nothing to do with Michael Phelps. EFF the O-LYM-PICS!

Well hell, it's Renee and Kacie's Birthday Unstravaganza! That's right, come join your favorite old bitches at THE SHORT STOP in Echo Park. Where the Dodger fans meet the hipsters and the hipsters and the Dodger fans meet Burrito King. It's a swell corner of the world. Anyhoozer, be there or be a Guido.

peace mothereffers, Kane and RP

oh and bring your dancing shoes. cuz we'll be judging.

And if I left anyone out who really doesn't want to be a Guido, I apologize...getchabuttinherrrr.

The Verdugo Bar For Shits N' Giggles

The Verdugo Bar


So in the spirit of doing things just to do them, and in the spirit of summer and beer drinking being fun, we are going to The Verdugo Bar Friday night to get legally incapacitated (some of us - won't name names). However, we won't be breakin' the law because Renee can't have a record just yet. She's going to be a lawyer and whatnot in however many years it takes to be a lawyer. She will no longer be a cubicle monkey, just an aspiring law jockey. And in the spirit of law jockeys and lawn jockeys we are gonna hang out. Cuz it's how the spirit is gonna move you (S. on the 2 and somewhere in Eagle Rock). So be there, or be subpoenaed. Cheers!

Alison Wants to Memorialize Your Face!

The Griffin


Hello Everybody!

Everyone's favorite do-gooder will be back in town just long enough for you to say "District of Columbia"! Come visit one of your favorite super-charged Ion's (I say ONE of them cuz we love Emi too) and come celebrate a National Holiday Weekend with the one lady closest to the President! So come to THE GRIFFIN Friday, May 23rd to see our own American Beauty Rose, Alison! She is making a one night appearance at the cavernous, draculeac lounge so she can see all your sunshiney California faces. So please arrived dressed as either George or Martha (formerly Custis) Washington and be ready to get hopped up on some Wooden Toofer Shooters!

See you there and God Bless! (no offense to anyone, just trying to sound presidential)

Celinco de Mayo!

Skinny's Lounge


Dear You,

The birth date of Celine is upon us. Since she doesn't have anything better to do, she decided to invite you to join her in some birthday miracles at some god-forsaken joint called Skinny's.

Attending Celine's birthday is not an option. And given that she is of the above average personage in this waste of a city--you should probably get your nalgas there. 

Even if you have never met Celine or seen her in a decade, that's ok because she would love to see you anyways. She has been busy with porn stars and whatnot, so you will have lots to converse about.

It would be very kind of you to indicate whether or not you will be attending this event and please also indicate if you will be bringing anybody-- they will need approval. JUSSTTT KIDDING... but for your sake, we hope it's someone you can take advantage of in the latter part of the evening. That is our one wish for you.

Thank you,
The office of the CDC
Yes, the Center for Disease Control
And yes, Celine De Courson. 

La Barca Nite Fo Reals

La Barca


Let's catch up on our salsa, guacamole and cheesey goodness at our favorite Hole In The Wall! Come meet friends, new and old. There will also be a "Chubby Burrito" competition for those of you familiar with the ever so popular camp game "Chubby Bunny." Whoever wins will get free chips and salsa! 

And whoever manages to do mulitiple body shots off Eduardo the waiter... gets respect.

Hiii Friends,

Apparently its Katie Johnston's big 25er! Yes, APPARENTLY! So come on down to Barney's Beanery in Pasadonuts THIS FRIDAY to celebrate the end of Katie's smoking, drinking and kissing habits! Katie has plans to be 25 and live CLEAN from here on out. No Miller, no Camels, no Herpes Simplex B! So she needs your help in drinking, smoking and kissing the MOST before she has to Q-U-I-T. So come wearing your most comfortable shoes, your drinking cap, your smoking jacket and your less than chapped lips. Feel free to bring all the cronies you like for a fun Friday evening bender at the always entertaining Barney's Beanery on Colorado Blvd.

Birthday gifts should include (but are not limited to): yoga mats, sports bras, UnderArmor, 3 Day Juice Fast recipes, air purifiers, colon cleansing solutions, incense, supportive underwear, gift cards to Jamba Juice and personal training sessions with handsome young bucks.

Hope to see ya'll there! Bring your friends and even foes! Or maybe just some hos! 

Let us knows! 

Van Waes is turning 28, but he ain't outta the woods yet.

Hello there!

You have been pre-selected to come to The Woods and celebrate the soon to be 28 rings on the trunk of Michael J.* Van Waes.

He may be old as goats, but VW's still got plenty of deforesting to do. And don't expect to count the rings on his trunk without buying him a drink first.

"Fishing," "hunting" and "logging" are on tap for the night, so prep your baitin', shootin' and log jammin' skills. And study up on those angiosperms, earlywoods, hardwoods and pulpwoods, cause you never know when you'll meet a sapling in need of pollination.

So put on your re-trendied plaid, grab your favorite lumberjacks and janes, and head to the woods for a bit of knotty fun. We hear the local foliage makes for exceptional foraging.

(*The "J" stands for "jenius")

Belated Drinking for Big Baby Jesus

The Griffin

Hi Kidsss! Last year was the first Annual Celebrate Big Baby Jesus Party at the Red Lion Tavern. This year we are celebrating at THE GRIFFIN (just down from BIGFOOT) THIS SATURDAY (TOMORROW). So grab someone whose pheromones ignite yours and head out to ATWATER VILLAGE (for people too good to call it GLENDALE). There is lots of room to mingle if you are single so wash your doondies and spritz your pits. It's almost 08 so make it GREAT! 

P.S. Celebrating Big Baby Jesus is not so much a requirement as much as we just like the way the words just roll off our tongues. ALL FEELINGS ON THE J-MAN WELCOME!