Van Waes is turning 28, but he ain't outta the woods yet.

Hello there!

You have been pre-selected to come to The Woods and celebrate the soon to be 28 rings on the trunk of Michael J.* Van Waes.

He may be old as goats, but VW's still got plenty of deforesting to do. And don't expect to count the rings on his trunk without buying him a drink first.

"Fishing," "hunting" and "logging" are on tap for the night, so prep your baitin', shootin' and log jammin' skills. And study up on those angiosperms, earlywoods, hardwoods and pulpwoods, cause you never know when you'll meet a sapling in need of pollination.

So put on your re-trendied plaid, grab your favorite lumberjacks and janes, and head to the woods for a bit of knotty fun. We hear the local foliage makes for exceptional foraging.

(*The "J" stands for "jenius")