Our fair mate, Marie is bored shitless with this continent and had decided to travel to The Lucky Country and Kiwiville to sunbake and ogle blokes in their budgie smugglers. With this new adventure she may end up as shark bait after 12 too many longnecks but knowing Marie, we're pretty sure she'll be alright!
We dont care if yer busy as a cat burying shit, come to the Golden Gopher for a coldie and a toast before Marie says hooroo! It'll be good onya! Besides, it'll be six months before you get to rage with this bushie again! Right before NBA playoffs to be exact!
She will be accepting prezzies over one million quid* but don't bring her anything she can't pack, cuz that's about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike.
See you in the nuddy,
Bindi
*Bindi is full of rubbish - NO GIFTS PLEASE.
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