Katie Liz is turning 30! Time for a Grand Slam at Denny's THIS FRIDAY!!
No you idiot, not THAT DENNY’s…MATT DENNY’S.
And by grand slam I mean BEERS! Loads of em.
And by 30 I mean 26 (but 30 is like whoa and admit it, you were like REALLY?)
And by Friday I mean scrape together your meager wages and take yo broke ass self out for the Economic Unpression of Katie Johnston’s Birfday!
And by Birfday I mean, scrape together your meager wages to buy Katie a beer cuz she deserves it (them).
There is food too! Scrumdidlyumptious FOOD. They even match these great meals with the best handcrafted ales available!
And I spose if you're desperate, they can probably whip up something Rooti Tooti Fresh N Fruity!
Did someone say Meat Lovers Scramble?
Katie will be over the Moons over My Hammy to see you!!
So see you there or you just might get a Lumberjack Slam.
9ish. Get ready for it. And I mean besides, this Matt Denny guy looks hot. Rawr! Stache-friendly. I like.
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