Please join us as we celebrate the life and spirit that is Celine. Celine is not just a woman. No, Celine is much, much more. Celine is a scent, a smile, a style. Celine is the way you look at yourself in the mirror after nightful of boning, the way you answer your celly with a simple "hello beautiful." It is the starry night sky after a smog filled sunset, thebear rug you run your toes through in front of a fire, a sizzling bath filled with Epsom salts and hydrogen peroxide and nonetheless, the all encompassing way.
What way you ask? The WAY. Celine is a lifestyle and it can be yours for one night only. Saturday, May 8th you will be presented with the opportunity to dive right in to all that is fruitful, bountiful, unspoiled and (for the most part) sanitary.
A nominal parking fee and the price of adult beverages (depending on your body weight) to thoroughly tenderize will be the only banknotes that this affair demands.
So please join in your Saturday's best and come see what CELINE is all about.
-Management
*for those of you who are retarded, it's Celine's 28th birthday. She's gonna be old balls so let's go drink and look fancy at The Edison. Show up or throw up!
Bring a snack if you want.
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