Mike is NOT singing the blues even though he's gonna be Old Balls!

So you may know him as that guy from WHEEL OF FORTUNE, but we know him as that gin-loving karaokeaholic who is it turning 30 against his will.YES, Mike/Michael/Van Waes/VDubs/MJVW/Cracker is turning the BIG TREINTA at LITTLE BAR Monday night! What better way to celebrate than by coming to help him sing (if that's what you call it) his twenties away with some radical jams.

Little Bar, inspired by an East Coast pub in New Haven Connecticut is the most appropriate venue as Van Waes was CONCEIVED IN an East Coast pub, IN New Haven Connecticut! What a coinkydink!

So bring your best lookin selves and some CHA CHING to get the party started. Be sure to select LADY GAGA when possible and if not, anything by Rob Thomas will do cuz if you know Van Waes...you know dis is...DA TRUF!

Now get your saggy and sorry post-Valentine's Day ass to Little Bar and please let it not take a miracle for you to show up on the mile. You can come brighten your spirits with a kiss from Van Waes and a little "I Want to Know What Love Is."

And just remember: Only YOU and FOREIGNER can help Van Waes make this the most excellent womb exodus ever!