Birthday Party for Michelle, Queen of the Galaxy...FOR A DAY

Who seduces an angel? Who strips in space? Who conveys love by hand? Who gives up the pill? Who takes sex to outer space? Who's the girl of the 21st century? Who nearly dies of pleasure?

AND NO, IT’S NOT BARBARELLA! 

IT’S HER ECUADORIAN DOPPELGANGER MICHELLERELLA!! 

That’s who! 

You know who I’m talking about. It’s the space age adventuress whose sex-ploits are among the most bizarre ever seen! 

MICHELLERELLA NARANJO!!

So come see these ‘sploits and have a drink in honor of her 27th year in this universe!!

And you don’t even have to travel to the planet Lythion to do so. Just show up at The Barbarella Bar THIS SATURDAY at 9:30pm for a sexy evening of beer, cocktails and random things probably made out of leather. 

If you don’t come, Michellerella might have to capture you and bust out her favorite torture device: The Excessive (or "Ex-sex-sive") Machine, which kills through sexual pleasure. Just sayin.’

See you there!