Dear Friend/Former Classmate/Guy who ate his boogers/Kid who pantsed me in 12th grade Pre-Algebra,
To read this will only take a minute of your time and no, I won't be asking you to donate money to starving children in Africa (wherever that is). I am merely writing this to say that myself and everyone else I know would REALLY REALLY enjoy seeing your mug at the 10 year reunion. Because I desire to see you, I am reaching out half-heartedly (because wholeheartedly would require things like driving to your house, and that would be weird).
I understand that you may have some reservations regarding attendance. Items such as a) you're broke b) you're balding, c) cellulite is the devil d) you're unemployed, e) you're still eating your boogers, or f) you're still wearing braces. Understandable.
However, it would really mean a lot to me if we could at least share a moment, a beer, a burger, or a booger at the ESPN Zone this July.
If I were dying, it would be such a better excuse to write this, but I'm not. So bear with me. (I am DYING to see your face tho, does that count??)
And look, I know that items above are quite daunting but just remember: we're ALL broke, we're ALL losers, and as for boogers...well that's something you might want to work on.
Are you worried that you are still socially awkward? Well don't be, cause there will be free flowing social lubricants and stimulants (all of the legal variety mind you) to make you feel like a million bucks! Or at least 50?
So scrape your shit together and jump on the train, cuz you just never know who you might "re-meet," who you may meet for the first time, and/or what warm bed you may end up in. THE OPPORTUNITIES ARE ENDLESS!
Be there and be FALCON AWESOME -- or don't, and be a turd.
From the bottom of my butt, cuz it's so much bigger than my heart*,
Kacie Kane
*and yes, I stole that from a greeting card.
TICKETS ON SALE FOR $75 till Sunday!! GET EM WHILE THEYRE CHEAP!!
Be there or be a burrito face.
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please pass this on and invite others...love to you, my brother.
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