Kacie's Birthday Miracle

I just made Saturday, August 27th awesome. Like, Miracle Whip AWESOME. Keep reading.

Please do me the honor of getting your beach buzz on in celebration of my 47th birthday at Big Dean's in Santa Monica.

10% of the proceeds will go to the Kacie Kane Foundation for the Preservation of Miracle Whip as the Preferred Sandwich Spread, directly assisting thousands of spreadless sandwiches everywhere.

WHILE U MIGHT FIND THE WESTSIDE INCONVENIENT AND ANNOYING, IT'S NOT LIKE IM PINNING YOU DOWN FOR VEGAS, crybabies.

Please wear a desirable fragrance.

There will also be cash prizes.

not really.


**Yes, this is some time away but since all of you are quite attractive and popular with super busy schedules, I thought I'd carve out some time in your diaries before it's too late!