Matty Leaves La Crusty

Lamar, Colorado

4.2 square miles

Population 8,869 + 1!

If he makes it out of there without being tapped to run a meth lab, we will all have something to cheer about.

Yes, our dear Matthew J. Sizemore is leaving La Crescenta, as his face for radio is finally taking him places. 

While we busy ourselves pondering the percentage of Lamar residents that retain their original adult teeth and/or if there is a Starbucks, Matt will be exploiting his talents over the FM frequency while hopefully not exposing himself at his two new hangs: The Stockman's Lounge or The Buzzard's Roost (real places, swear)

...Or he'll be at tractor pulls and Amy Grant concerts.

With an exorbitant amount of DUR* arrests, juvenile delinquency and a Mayor that I swear I know from TO CATCH A PREDATOR, Lamar is lucky to have such a handsome and charismatic young man gracing their airwave. (Especially since as soon as Kobe, Colorado gets funding-- it’s like, CLICK!)

So please join him for an old fashioned house party for an old fashioned ass grabbing that says "hello,"  "goodbye," "Happy Birthday," "Tebow," "Wheeee," "KOBE," "BAH," "BAAAAP" and "Come back soon," because if there is one thing that we all know, it's that SIZE DOES MATTER!

*above driving drunk, the people of Lamar prefer to just drive under restraint.