Much like a 3 day old banana, Peters is turning rapidly right before our eyes. A whole year of her life will have officially passed this coming Tuesday* and she wants you to come bear witness to her impending brown spots. For the evening, Marie will perform a ritualistic Australian dumpster dive for the freshest 'nanas she can find to be paired with some Ben from The Bachelorette wine for a cozy birthday dinner affair.
In addition to paying homage to produce in Marie's favorite shape**, Marie will be whipping up some punkin' ravioli, not only to celebrate her birthday but Randy and Sue's absence due to a mandatory evacuation to Italy.
If you wana bring some yum yums or other foodstuffs in the chosen shape, please feel free (even tho she said don't bring nuffin).
Wine contributions are also welcome but please make sure they hail from vineyards owned by sexy ABC Reality TV stars (I've got the Chaz Bono Burgundy covered).
Please "reply all" if you can attend because email chains give Marie K. Peters a boner
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